literature

Shinobi Grape Juice Ch.6 -KxI-

Deviation Actions

micahn10's avatar
By
Published:
2K Views

Literature Text

SHINOBI GRAPE JUICE

Chapter 06: Kakashi's

Kakashi x Iruka and a mission-room full of ninja
...further details in comments.


Iruka was HIS piece of chuunin ass.


All the will power in the world couldn’t hide Umino Iruka’s blush as he limped towards his desk.  He was tired, he was sore, he was grumpy and he smelt like strawberries.  Strawberries, and chocolate, and… No!  he was NOT going to think about it.  He was going to quietly, and unflinchingly, sit behind the mission rooms desk.  He was going to hand out mission scrolls.  He was going to review mission reports.  He was…

Iruka paused.

Over forty pairs of eyes were focused in his direction.  He turned, glancing behind just in case there was some other chuunin with a renowned jounin lover who’d been caught making out in the academy, more then once.

Nope.  Just him.

Damn.

He sighed.

As expected they were all doing their look ‘underneath the underneath’ thing.  Taking in each facial twitch, each flinch and twinge his body struggled though.  He flushed brighter.  Couldn’t they just leave him the hell alone?  So what?  He had a healthy, happy, sexual appetite.  He’d done things, in places, and been caught - but who hadn’t?  It was normal.

They were supposed to be ninja, not gossip mongers.

Feeling another painful jab to his tailbone, Iruka sat behind the desk, closed his eyes and took a much needed deep breath.  Then another.  He could do this.  Honestly.  A week or so more and no one would remember.  They’d be old news.  The past.  History.  Finitio.  Everything that would mean forty less sets of eyes staring expectantly.

He groaned.  Not again.  It was bad enough with two people, but now he had a roomful?

Rolling out the knots in his shoulders, Iruka tried to keep focused.  He could do this.  He pulled a pen and piece of parchment from his satchel.  See, he WAS doing it.  Calm, organised, focused.  He waved a hand for the next ninja to step forward.

They all stared, motionless.

With a frown, he lent forward.  Winced and then asked, “Who was next?”

No one answered.

Iruka glowered.  Surely this couldn’t be good for his mental stability?  A quick scan of the room confirmed his suspicions.  Genma, Raidou, Kurenai, Asuma, Izumo, Kotesu, Shizume, Tsume, Aoba… even the Hokage her self.  Everyone, and then some, from THAT class.

Ignoring the urge to rub his scar and give them all a pop-quiz, he grit his teeth.  “What do you want?”

He noted, fleetingly, it was like watching some sort of sinister choir.  Every ninja, disregarding rank and status, took a lung full of air then chortled, “Sweet Chuunin Ass!”

He balked, eyes widening as his Hokage grinned, then winked.  Why, why him?  Please someone, why him?  His head hit the desk with a resounding thump.

It was then, to the chuunin a surprise, when he breathed in a lungful of smoke.  Two firm biceps snaking their way around his shoulders protectively.

In the midst of leaves and vapour and surprised glances, he heard Kakashi hiss, “Mine!” before they bamphed away.



tbc.
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor / Romance
Status: WIP. Chapter 06/??
Series: Shinobi Grape Juice
Disclaimer: I do not own, nor do I make any money from Naruto. The Naruto-verse and all its characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto.

Summary: Rumour has it a certain chuunin-sensei was willingly molested on academy grounds by none other than Konoha's great Copy-nin. Now the duo deal with the aftermath. Pranks, bets and brain damage ensue.



SGJ Chapter Index:

» The Juice
» Cute. Sexy. Kami.
» Hard Day
» A Lesson In Misdirection
» What Once Was Rumor
» Kakashi's
» Intermission
» Bought Loyalty



- original thumbnail image by *Demonic-Demona and coloured by *SumiHatake.
© 2008 - 2024 micahn10
Comments11
Join the community to add your comment. Already a deviant? Log In
Bloodclaw1's avatar
That ,MINE!' part was the best!!! :'D